how did i not see this video until now?!? props to brandon for telling me about it..

also, in addition to forrest gump, laura has not seen terminator 2.

can’t believe laura hadn’t seen this til recently. best movie ever.

HELL YES

Jerry: “Check these out. These are Jerry Lewis’ old cufflinks that he
actually wore in the movie Cinderfella. I got ‘em at an auction.”
George: “I got some cufflinks I could’ve loaned you.”
Jerry: “No, Jerry Lewis is gonna be at this Friar’s Club roast I’m goin’ to
next week. Now I have an in to strike up a conversation with him.”
George: “You already have an in. You have the same first name. Jerry.”
Jerry: “Oh, that’ll intrigue him.”
George: “Well, it worked when I met George Peppard last week.”
Jerry: “George Peppard has been dead for years.”
George: “Well, whoever he was, he knew a lot about The A-Team.”

I would just like to state that I hate Adele.

I feel like Elaine did when she admitted to hating The English Patient.

an epic journey begins.

joshishollywood:

queermobile:

corgiaddict:

An army of pugs lead by a corgi. 

LOOK AT THESE FRIENDS

Army of barkness

“Didn’t come true.”

tastefullyoffensive:

via

.. or they don’t have wifi at all! GRRRRRR.

buh. guh.

fuckyeahspringfield:

garbagegarage asked: 

I love you? yes i do. thank you for being the worst damn simpsons blog c;

manlove